Drivin’ on the Skajaquada outside of Buffalo
Lazy says he flipped their Prius drivin’ in the snow
You’re hearing Hammy snoring (ZZZ), Jellvis cuts a fart (pffft)
Our ride feels like it might completely fall apart (rattle)
Stuffed into a mini-van, so I can barely move (uh, my back)
Looking for a rest stop, I think I’ve gotta poo… (ugh)

The show is in Canada
But Bill flies into Ohio
The drive takes six hours…
But it’s three hours till the show!
AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!!

(Captain Ray’s Sweet Blues Riff)

3AM at Walmart, I’m wearing duct tape hair
They take one look at Bill and say
“Is that just underwear?”
We’re buying foam and duct tape
To make puppet heads
Bill is drinking Red Bull
We haven’t slept in days

You’ve never seen a show like ours
We’ll blow the power in the bar
We’ve got two drummers, one bass,
and seven lead guitars!
AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!!

As we arrive and get ready for the show
and put our costumes on
If it’s one thing that we don’t need
It’s another man’s naked ass to see

If you want good music you’re outta luck
If you’re not drunk we’re gonna suck
We belong in a garbage truck
Green Jellÿ just runs amuck
AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!!

Ladies and gentlemen,
the shittiest band in the world:
Green Jellÿ!!!

(Bill Manspeaker)
I need everyone here to make some noise!
Everyone, give me the finger!
Bring out… the punk… rock… puppets!

Grab you a puppet and get on the stage
The crowd is singing “hey hey hey!”
I shout at the fans and I tell them to lay
Then jump in the air as “The Bear Song” plays

Fender holds the mic cord
So it doesn’t trip the fans
Beer pours down my ballsack
to the mouth of a man

Then we take a look and see
Standing on a chair: Krusty
He bends over in a jock strap
And you can’t look away…

A young drunk man
Dressed as Fred
Pushes in the pit
With a Flintstone Head

The crowd’s all around
A half naked man
Swingin’ my shirt
With a mic in his hand

Oh yea, Captain Ray!!!

(Captain Ray’s Blistering Guitar Solo!)

(Outro:)
Later on after the show
As Bill stares down at his phone
We finish signing autographs
And taking photos
We gather all the puppets
And hope that none were stole
We hustle all the merchandise
And then we go get stoned

(Bong Hit)

….

AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!!

It’s time for the act
no one was waiting for: Green Jellÿ

(Bill Manspeaker)
I need everyone here
To make some noise!
Everyone, give me the finger!

Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx
Green Jellÿ Suxx

You gotta be louder
than the loud guy in his underwear!