Drivin’ on the Skajaquada outside of Buffalo Lazy says he flipped their Prius drivin’ in the snow You’re hearing Hammy snoring (ZZZ), Jellvis cuts a fart (pffft) Our ride feels like it might completely fall apart (rattle) Stuffed into a mini-van, so I can barely move (uh, my back) Looking for a rest stop, I think I’ve gotta poo… (ugh) The show is in Canada But Bill flies into Ohio The drive takes six hours… But it’s three hours till the show! AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!! (Captain Ray’s Sweet Blues Riff) 3AM at Walmart, I’m wearing duct tape hair They take one look at Bill and say “Is that just underwear?” We’re buying foam and duct tape To make puppet heads Bill is drinking Red Bull We haven’t slept in days You’ve never seen a show like ours We’ll blow the power in the bar We’ve got two drummers, one bass, and seven lead guitars! AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!! As we arrive and get ready for the show and put our costumes on If it’s one thing that we don’t need It’s another man’s naked ass to see If you want good music you’re outta luck If you’re not drunk we’re gonna suck We belong in a garbage truck Green Jellÿ just runs amuck AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!! Ladies and gentlemen, the shittiest band in the world: Green Jellÿ!!! 
(Bill Manspeaker) I need everyone here to make some noise! Everyone, give me the finger! Bring out… the punk… rock… puppets! Grab you a puppet and get on the stage The crowd is singing “hey hey hey!” I shout at the fans and I tell them to lay Then jump in the air as “The Bear Song” plays Fender holds the mic cord So it doesn’t trip the fans Beer pours down my ballsack to the mouth of a man Then we take a look and see Standing on a chair: Krusty He bends over in a jock strap And you can’t look away… A young drunk man Dressed as Fred Pushes in the pit With a Flintstone Head The crowd’s all around A half naked man Swingin’ my shirt With a mic in his hand Oh yea, Captain Ray!!! (Captain Ray’s Blistering Guitar Solo!) (Outro:) Later on after the show As Bill stares down at his phone We finish signing autographs And taking photos We gather all the puppets And hope that none were stole We hustle all the merchandise And then we go get stoned (Bong Hit) …. AND THE SHOW GOES ON!!! It’s time for the act no one was waiting for: Green Jellÿ (Bill Manspeaker) I need everyone here To make some noise! Everyone, give me the finger! Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx Green Jellÿ Suxx You gotta be louder than the loud guy in his underwear!